The Adventures Of Glennjamin In Europe

Monday, July 25, 2005





Your Inner European is Irish!









Sprited and boisterous!

You drink everyone under the table.









You Are 55% Redneck









You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit.

Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots!








Your Taste in Music:


90's Alternative: Highest Influence
Alternative Rock: High Influence
Adult Alternative: Medium Influence
Classic Rock: Medium Influence
80's Alternative: Low Influence
90's Pop: Low Influence
90's Rock: Low Influence
Progressive Rock: Low Influence
Ska: Low Influence



You Should Learn French

C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up...


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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Flekkerøy

Hi!

I just spent the last couple days on the isle of Flekkerøy, off the Norwegian coast, just by the city of Kristiansand. This island is where Tove, a girl I met on Impact Summer about 5 years ago, lives.

Read on for more about my first:
- German wartime ruins
- exploration of ex-military land
- swimming at 58 degrees north of the equator
- tube-riding a boat's wake
- catching a fish

SUNDAY 10 JULY

I caught the bus from Oslo at 8:15, and arrived in Kristiansand at 13:30... quite a long trip. I slept quite a bit of the way. Also, I have never seen so many road signs like this. But I didn't see any elk.

Tove met me at Kristiansand with a car and we drove out of the city, and through the 2.3km tunnel under the sea to "her island". Her dad Thomas was watching the Tour de France when we arrived, and we sat down to a light lunch.

From the back deck on the 2nd floor, there was a great view out to sea, across the little rocks and islets in the bay. Tove pointed at surrounding houses and said "uncle, dad's cousin, another cousin, another cousin, relative, uncle... that person isn't related..." This island is even smaller than Colonsay! I also met Tove's blind grandmother, who lives with them. She was very welcoming, and we had a good short conversation (she did most of the talking) through Tove as translator.

After lunch Tove took me on a walk through some of the bush behind their house. Hidden away in the woods are some wartime remains. Ruined walls of a hospital (now with trees inside), a tunnel dug through a hillside, rusting circular remains of German gun-placements facing Denmark... some interesting things hiding along the coast. We just had to be wary of stinging nettles and ticks. Just like Daisy Hill Forest really... except for the nettles.

When we got back to the house Tove's mum Oddbjørg had arrived home from work. They were having a barbecue for tea, so Tove made her dad hand over the tongs to the Aussie :) The pork chops and "stir-fry" veges tasted great.

That evening Tove and I rode our bikes across the island to where a group of her friends were having a traditional summer "hang-out" night... lots of outdoor sports and games while the sun was up. Volleyball, badminton, and throwing a football around started off, then we got into a game of Kubb, from Gotland in Sweden. You throw rounded pieces of wood at squarish bits of wood, and take turns in teams trying to knock them over. A lot of fun. I met quite a few people in quite a short space of time... so forgot all names, sorry.

I did have a good laugh with one of the guys. I told him I was going to Finland at some point, so he brought up Monty Python. "Do you know the Finland song?" he asked me, and we started singing. :D Then we got onto the fake Swedish subtitles at the beginning of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Grålen)... and finally the Parrot Sketch. "The Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage!... He's probably pining for the fjords."

Just in case you're interested, here's the lyrics to the Finland Song.

Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I want to be,
Pony trekking or camping,
Or just watching TV.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
It's the country for me.

You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan.
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam.

Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I want to be,
Eating breakfast or dinner,
Or snack lunch in the hall.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.

You're so sadly neglected,
And often ignored,
A poor second to Belgium,
When going abroad.

Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.

Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.

Finland has it all...

:D

The games ended at around 10:30, shortly after the sun reached the horizon. For supper, I ate an apple and Tove ate cereal. So I proceeded to try to read the two or three sentences in Norwegian on the side of the cereal box. Painfully slowly, with a little help from context and a lot of help from Tove, I worked out that when you wake up in the morning, your body has gone without food for a long time, and a good breakfast is essential to start the day, etc.

MONDAY 11 JULY

Slept in just a bit, and got downstairs to breakfast at around 10am. Tove had already been for a morning swim. She had a shopping list from her mum, so we picked up her friend, and drove into Kristiansand. The girls went off to do some clothes shopping, while I: changed some more euros into kroner, painted a postcard by the harbour, and then read all the English travel books on Norway (well, the sections about Tromsø, anyway) in the Kristiansand library. I met up with the girls again, and we went for icecream down by the harbour. We saw someone with an icecream cone in his boat, spoon-feeding icecream to the swans gathering in the water nearby. Bizarre.

After the icecream, we went to do the shopping, at an interesting supermarket-kind of place. I say kind-of, because they had just about everything from carpets to chairs to groceries... in Australia, a bit like having Woolworths and Big W and Target and Bunnings under one roof. So Tove got the groceries, and I bought a tent, to make my stay in Tromsø much cheaper.

After a light late lunch, I walked with Tove and her dad down to the bay to their boat. It was about 6pm by now. We pumped up an inflatable tube with a leaky foot-pump (one person pumping, the other covering the crack with their thumb), and then took it out for a few spins in the bay. This was my first time of wake-tubing, if that's the name of it, and it was awesome. The 2nd time was faster, and my knees/toes stung whenever they touched the water's surface as I bounced around.

I had two goes, Tove had two goes, and her cousin Kenneth joined in on one lap as well. Then we returned the tube to the dock, and headed out to sea with the fishing gear, looking for "makrell". After a lot of not finding any fish, and almost catching one (it got off the hook with an impressive twist-and-jump at the last minute), we took a break from fishing to race eastward to where the ferry from Denmark was sailing in to Kristiansand. We got there a little late behind it, but the waves from its wake were big enough for Tove's dad to have some fun bouncing up and down across them in our outboard-motor-driven craft.

Then back to the fishing. Finally I hooked one mackerel, and pulled it in. Then the boat headed back to the dock, and we walked back to the house, reaching it around 10.30pm. Tove's dad filleted the fish (mackerel don't have scales, luckily) and then fried it up after dipping it in a mix of flour and mixed spices... DELICIOUS.

TUESDAY 12 JULY

Woke up around 9:30, I think, and had some breakfast (bread, cheese, and home-grown strawberries). Then Tove and I went on a bike ride across to the other side of the island, to visit the ex-military area. There were signs at the rusting boomgate warning against entry and photography, dating back to August 1914. Saw a few camouflaged bunkers built into the hillside, and the remains of where a big gun used to look out to sea. Then we went down to a tiny sheltered bay nearby and had a swim. The water was about 20 degrees celcius, and we stayed well clear of the 2 jellyfish.

After drying and changing, we rode back to the house where I finished packing, and we made lunches. Mine to take on the bus, Tove to take to work. We walked downhill to the local bus stop, and hopped on. Tove's grandmother had given her money for the bus that morning, as a way to bless me. That was really nice.

We caught the bus to Kristiansand, and while I waited with my bags for the Oslo bus to arrive, Tove went off and bought me the HUGEST soft-serve icecream I have ever seen. Norwegians know how to make icecream, that's for sure. :)

The bus left at 2pm, and I got in to Oslo at a quarter past 7. I'll be off to my hostel as soon as I finish posting this. Good night, everyone! Or should that be god natt!

(Added note, 12 July... I didn't quite finish this last night, but I did find the hostel!)


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Monday, July 11, 2005

Museumed Out?

Hi! I saw lot of museums while I was in Oslo. I got an Oslo Pass, which let me use all public transport (underground, tram, ferry and bus) for free, as well as free entry to most of the museums around the city. So I saw (in order):

7 July

MUNCH-MUSEET
(The Munch Museum)

Lots of self-portraits, and other paintings. I saw a woodcut of the man from "The Scream", and a pastel-on-paper version of "The Scream" as well.

NORGES HJEMMEFRONT MUSEUM
(Norwegian Resistance Museum)

I only had half an hour before closing to walk through this place, so I didn't quite get to see all of the displays. But it was a very interesting museum for its relatively small size (200m walk-through).

8 July

NORSK FOLKEMUSEUM
(Norwegian Folk Museum)

A mostly open-air museum with buildings from different regions of Norway, and a few people wandering around in traditional dress.

VIKINGSKIPSHUSET
(Viking Ship-House)

Three viking ships, in various stages of preservation, having been buried a long long time (about 1000+ years). One of them was the Oseberg Ship, found near Oseberg, buried in about AD 850. It has the curly bit at the front, and photos of it are on the covers of most books with the word "Viking" in the title.

NORSK SJØFARTSMUSEUM
(Norwegian Maritime Museum)

Lots of different boats and pieces of boats. :)

FRAMMUSEET
(Fram Museum)

This museum is home to the "Fram", used in three Norwegian polar expeditions. Two to the North Pole (Fritjof Nansen and Otto Svedrup), and then one to the Antarctic (Roald Amundsen, 1911).

KON-TIKI MUSEET
(Kon-Tiki Museum)

Here I saw lots of exhibits from Thor Heyerdahl's expeditions, including the original vessels Ra II and Kon-Tiki.

9 July

OSLO DOMKIRKE
(Oslo Cathedral)

A very nice cathedral in the centre of Oslo, on the main street, Karl Johans Gate. It has interesting scenes from the Old and New Testament around the curves of the ceiling.

NASJONALGALLERIET
(National Gallery)

Here I saw quite a few nice paintings and sculptures. I saw "Skrik" aka "The Scream" by Edvard Munch... one of several painted versions. One was stolen from the Munch-Museet a while back. This one was stolen and recovered in 1994.

KULTURHISTORISK MUSEUM
(University Of Oslo Museum Of Cultural Heritage)

This museum had several floors, but I only walked around the ground floor, with its Early History, Viking Age, and Medieval exhibits. All the descriptions were mainly in Norwegian, but there were a few brief English notes on most displays. Lots of old single-handed swords.

NATURHISTORISK MUSEUM
(University Of Oslo Museum Of Natural History)

I went to the Botanic Gardens, also part of this museum, on 7 July, but fell asleep on the grass in the nice warm sun, so slept past the 4pm closing time of the museums.

So on Saturday I went back, and saw the two museums that make up the Natural History museum - the Zoologisk Museum and the Geologisk Museum, which includes the Palaeontologisk Museum. The Zoology part was interesting, as upstairs the displays were arranged by geographic region - each window had a habitat display, like African savannah, or Congo jungle, etc, with various stuffed animals that lived there. The Palaeontology was good, but part was closed for renovation. I took a picture of my head in the jaws of a T-Rex skull. As you do.


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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

"Jeg er i Norge!"

For those of you scratching your heads, "I'm in Norway!"

I arrived this morning... long story.

I spent the last couple nights (Sunday and Monday) with Lottie McLeod in St Albans, having caught the train down from Edinburgh. While there, I repacked my bags, as Ryanair only allowed 15kg of check-in baggage. Thankfully they are more generous with hand luggage, allowing 10kg. So I chucked a whole lot of stuff I figured I wouldn't be needing into a box, and left it in St Albans. Things like: my suit... ties... Edinburgh info... books on Scotland... t-shirts that had been padding for my guitar...

I eventually got my big pack down to 13kg, and the daypack to about 7. My guitar weighs 2kg unpadded, so I took it like that. My bits of paper with songs on them went into the daypack to help increase its weight and decrease the weight of the guitar, which would have to be checked in.

After preparing a packed dinner of a couple sandwiches, a packet of crisps and a chocolate bar, Lottie drove me to the railway station and I caught a train in to Victoria via Kings Cross. From Victoria Coach Station I caught a bus to Stansted Airport - about an hour and a half drive. I got about half an hour's sleep on the coach.

I arrived at Stansted Airport at 10pm last night. I managed to get about an hour or so of sleep between 12 and 1am. My flight to Torp was at 6:30 this morning, with check-in from soon after 4am. I was about the 4th person to check in, so even though my bags weighed in at a little more than they had in St Albans, there was no fuss about the extra (about 1kg by my calculations, give or take). Then it was just a matter of waiting for boarding.

Takeoff was delayed about 45 minutes, just as we were starting to move away from the terminal. A little light was blinking in the cockpit, and the captain told us they didn't know what it was, but that we'd be underway in about 20 minutes. Maybe. Engineers came on board, replaced the faulty spark plug, and then we were off - 45 minutes late. The captain told us he'd try and make up most of the time flying to Norway, taking shortcuts in the airways... is that possible???

We arrived in Norway after the hour-long flight (I snoozed until touchdown) at about 10 to 10 this morning, Norwegian time (1 hour ahead of UK summer time, or GMT+2). I caught a bus from Torp Airport in Sandefjord to Oslo, about a 2-hour trip. Once in Oslo I emailed Mum & Dad, and rang my friend Tove in Kristiansand, to find out about when she's got days off, and when/where/how much buses are. I'm booked into a hotel tonight (all hostels full), then a hostel for the next couple nights before going down on the bus to Kristiansand for a couple days.

Then I plan to head up (by train+bus or plane) to Tromsø, WAY up north. Those of you with atlases handy, open to the Scandinavia page. Oslo is down in the lower part, just to the north of Denmark. Follow the coast from Oslo... west... around... then up... keep going... keep going... Arctic Circle... keep going... Tromsø! If all goes as expected, I shall be able to enjoy 24-hour sunshine - a definite first. :)

From Tromsø I will work my way down the coast again by bus and train, taking the scenic route back to Oslo in time for the 27th of July. Why then? Well, that night, Vallehovin Stadium will be packed with people (including me) who are keen to see U2 in concert, on their Vertigo tour. Should be great! Then the Friday after, I fly back to London.

Well that's it from me. Comment away!


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Friday, July 01, 2005

What slanguage do you speak?


Your Slanguage Profile

Aussie Slang: 75%
British Slang: 50%
Southern Slang: 50%
Canadian Slang: 25%
Prison Slang: 25%
Victorian Slang: 25%
New England Slang: 0%


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Joke

Q: How do you make a cat go "woof"?

A: Soak it in petrol, then light a match.








apologies to all cat-lovers :D


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My week on Colonsay

I just spent the last week (Wednesday to Wednesday) on the island of Colonsay, in the Inner Hebrides. For those of you without a clue where that is, find the UK on a map. Scotland is the top part of that. The Hebrides are the islands to the left. I mean west.

The reason I chose Colonsay is that a long long time ago (13th to 17th Centuries to be more precise than George Lucas) it was the home of Clan MacFie. And Mum's family name before she married Dad was McPhee. Same clan, different spelling - Mac or Mc, plus one of the following: Fie, Fee, Phie, Phee, Affie, Duffie, Duffy...

So I thought I'd go check out the old ancestral home. It turns out I'm the first in my branch of the family to visit Colonsay.

Essential equipment for hiking:
Ordnance Survey Explorer 354 Colonsay & Oronsay map (1:25000, or 4cm=1km)
Islay, Jura and Colonsay: A Historical Guide by David H. Caldwell

DAY ONE
WED 22 JUNE 05
Left the apartment in Edinburgh around 9. Caught a 9:45 bus from the bus station to Glasgow, arriving there around 11. The next bus to Oban left at 12, and got in to Oban at 3pm, just in time to catch the 3.30 ferry across to Colonsay. So by 6pm I was on the island.

I stayed in the Colonsay Backpackers Lodge, which is in the old gamekeeper's lodgings out the back of Colonsay House, up the northern end of the island. It's about three miles north of the pier at Scalasaig, the island's main village - it has the pier, the pub, the Church of Scotland, the post office, the shop and the payphone. There's another "village" over on the western side, with a Baptist church, a bookshop, some houses, and the island's primary school. We were met at the ferry by Angus MacPhee, the pipe-smoking van-driver/jock-of-all-trades of the lodge. He's been on the island for 10 years now.

Wednesday is Quiz Night at the island's only pub The Colonsay, which has recently re-opened after being bought by a group of businessmen including the son of the laird. Together with another hostel guest, Neil, I formed a team called the Boxing Kangaroos. We got 29 out of 50, so not too bad. Can you name the next independent country to the west of Australia?

DAY TWO
THU 23 JUNE 05
This day I hiked up around the northern end of the island.

First I walked through the woodland garden behind Colonsay House. There are some great wildflowers there, and some plants that I think might even be tropical. Some huge leafy things overgrowing one of the paths, they looked like coco-yam leaves, but I have no idea what they were. The leaves were about 4 or 5 feet square.

There are some great views around Kiloran Bay, so I sat down and painted a postcard. Then I walked across the beach while the tide was out, and then followed a sheep-trail along a stream through the dunes to join back up with the main track to Balnahard Farm. I hiked up around Beinn Bheag and on past Balnahard Farm, looking for the remains of Cill Chaitriona (St Catherine's Church), a medieval chapel. I had no luck finding the chapel, but I did cross the grassy dunes (avoiding thousands upon thousands of rabbit-holes) and saw the white beach at Tràigh Bàn (Ban is Gaelic for white).

DAY THREE
FRI 24 JUNE 05
I walked up to Colonsay House, to the office of the Backpacker Lodge. I went to pay for my week's accommodation (10 pounds a night) with my debit card, but it got rejected, and I had to pay the 70 quid in cash. This left me with 10 pounds for the rest of the week, and I wanted to rent a bike, and buy groceries... Thankfully since I had to pay cash they let me have a mountain bike (usually 5 pounds/day) for free for as long as I wanted to explore the island. :)

I cycled along the old road round the back of Colonsay House to reach the main sealed road round the island. This road wasn't sealed, and was quite muddy in parts. I made it to the bitumen, and rode down the hill to town, and posted my postcards and Alastair's birthday card (he turned 22 on July 1st). I found out the tide times for the Strand at the southern end of the island, and rode off that way.

The Strand is the long stretch of sand between Colonsay and its neighbouring island, Oronsay. For a couple hours either side of low tide, it's possible to walk across to Oronsay. Or if you live on Oronsay farm, to drive across in your tractor or Land Rover. I left the bike at the end of the road and walked over to Oronsay.

Oronsay Priory is the main attraction on Oronsay. The remains of a medieval monastic house, the ruins are quite substantial. The roof has long gone, but about 80 per cent of the walls still stand. There are some quite remarkable 15th and 16th Century graveslabs on display in what was the prior's house.

On the way back to Scalasaig, I went up a side-road to find Carragh Mhic a'Phi (MacPhie's Stone). This is the stone against which Malcolm MacDuffie, last chief of the clan, was murdered in 1623 by a rogue MacDonald. A few years after that incident, the Campbells took over the island, and sold it to Clan McNeill. In 1904 Lord Strathcona bought it off the McNeills, and the current Lord Strathcona owns about 60 per cent of the island's land. But I digress. The stone itself is quite badly worn away (it apparently used to be cruciform, but no arms remain), and consists of two broken slabs bolted together. A fence surrounds the monument and Clan MacFie plaque.

On Friday I also went to the shop and did some shopping. For food for the next few days, I spent exactly 5 pounds. My total food bill for the week ended up at £7.71.

Food:
2 2-litre bottles of cloudy lemonade
3 small packets of crisps
2 tins of 8 hot dogs
4 small tubs of fruit yoghurt
3 apples
1 box of cup-a-soup (4 sachets)
1 loaf of bread
1 500mL bottle of Irn Bru

That was it for the next five days, thanks also to some donations from other guests who at times had too much food.

DAY FOUR
SAT 25 JUNE 05
I took the bike and hiked up the old road to Scalasaig, to the lookout on Beinn nan Gudairean, where I had just about a 360-degree view of the entire island. On the way down to the hotel, I saw the remains of a cairn off to the side of a track. I took a photo which looks just like the photo in my book of historical sites. Once I'd made it back to the sealed road, I cycled around and up the western side of the island back to the hostel.

DAY FIVE
SUN 26 JUNE 05
I did absolutely nothing all day. Slept in. Ate. Read a book.

DAY SIX
MON 27 JUNE 05

A mist came in off the sea to the west, and visibility was almost nil everywhere on the island, although there was a bit of sunshine and blue sky over Scalasaig when Angus gave me a lift down to the shop to pick up a couple extra things.

Back at the lodge, I got on my bike and cycled back down the road to the bottom of the island. Just before the crossing to Oronsay, i turned off a side-road to a nearby farm. Cutting through the farm, the track continued (although very grown-over with grass and flowers) over the dunes, across a beach (only crossable at low tide) to another peninsula, Ardskenish. Here I tracked down the remains of a dun (fort) from pre-medieval times.

There being no real sun out, I didn't see any seals sunning themselves on the low tide rocks as the brochures had mentioned... :(

I walked the bike through some very boggy areas, and even rode it along the semi-sealed track through the island's one golf course. There were quite a few sheep grazing, and as I left, one person started a round of golf in the mist.

DAY SEVEN
TUE 28 JUNE 05

I cycled up to Balnahard Farm, and armed with some info from a backpacker who had found Cill Chaitriona, this time I did find the remains of the chapel. Quite an interesting site, up near the northern end of the island. There's isn't a great deal of remaining walls, but the altar slabs are there, and the outlines of the main chapel, and a weather-worn cruciform slab in one corner of the outer enclosure.

Then off the farm track I tried finding Dunan nan Nighean, or "fort of the maidens". Apparently the best-preserved fort on the island. Best-preserved because it's tucked away near the coast, at the end of a long, remote, boggy valley. I hiked for a couple hours across marshy ground, shoes sucked down into mud, scratched by heather up on the hillsides, sliding on rock... and I DIDN'T FIND IT.

Looking at my surroundings at the end of the valley I went down, I came to the conclusion I had gone down the wrong long, remote, boggy valley. So I gave up and went back to the hostel for a nice relaxing warm shower.

DAY EIGHT
WED 29 JUNE 05
Angus turned up with the van at 9am and took people's bags down to the ferry. At about 10am I rode the bike around the west coast and in to Scalasaig, which took me around half an hour. The ferry left at 1130, and arrived in Oban around 1400. I was able to get a train ticket using my debit card (remember I only had about 3 pounds and change in cash by this stage), so I would definitely end up back in Edinburgh. Then I found an ATM and got out a little bit more cash. Whew, that felt better.

The train didn't leave until 1819, so I bought a newspaper and some lunch, and wrote some postcards home and posted them at the local post office. I also bought a couple sandwiches and a drink in Tesco, for dinner on the train. I had to change trains in Glasgow, and got in to Waverley Station at 1030 or so.

I got to Amanda's apartment, and the lower door was open, so I walked up to the top floor and rang the doorbell. No answer. Knocked on the door, rang the doorbell again. No answer. Maybe she's at the pub. So I laid my bags down in the corner, leaning my big pack up with my coat over it, and then sat down and leant up against it. Felt much like a seat on a bus. Comfortable enough, I dropped off to sleep. I woke up at 3am, as it began to get light outside. From then on I couldn't get back to sleep, and kept changing position and stretching, etc. At 6am I started reading my copy of Beowulf. At 7am there was stirring inside, and I rang the doorbell. Amanda had crashed out at around 10 the night before, and had slept right through the other doorbells. So while she went to work, I was able to grab a few hours rest on the sofa.

Thus ended my Colonsay expedition.


Oh, and the answer is Mauritius.


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