The Adventures Of Glennjamin In Europe

Friday, July 01, 2005

Joke

Q: How do you make a cat go "woof"?

A: Soak it in petrol, then light a match.

apologies to all cat-lovers :D

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Current Listening / Reading / Watching

Listening: Various albums in my collection... and reviews are at Album of the Day
Reading: my emails
Watching: roaches climb the walls... not really

I have other blogs

but this is the one I most regularly update :)
For pictures and stories of my time in Japan, visit here.
There are other non-Japan, non-Europe pics at this one.
For my creative ramblings... you can read lyrics of original songs and parodies here.
Thoughts of a human amphibian.
You can also find me on Xanga...
...or MySpace...
...or LiveJournal...
...or MSN Spaces.

Other fun reading material - if I'm not here, these are my haunts

My Favourite Links

In an attempt at some sort of logical order...

Alastair - my brother for those not in the know - has joined the blogging brigade.
My cousin Nick
His sister, my cousin Chrissie
Movie reviews and recommendations from my second cousin Matt
And to look up more info on those movies, try the Internet Movie Database
Clint is just too cool
Third Day, my favourite band
Third Day's new blog
My other favourite band
Third Day boards - I've met so many cool people here...
...like Kara
...and Angie
...and the Pickle
...and many more listed above in "other reading material"
Scott Adams recently started his Dilbert blog
This is how I keep in contact with most of my friends and family...
...Skype is also cool...
...and if they're not online, then this is always handy
buy cool t-shirts at Threadless
Koorong - Australia's best Christian bookstore
MusiChristian.com - my favourite place for cheap CDs
Xenos, Maris' band
OnLine Guitar Archive - good source of guitar tab
Ultimate Guitar - another good source of tab and chords
My creative blog - read lyrics of originals and parodies
The Chronicles of Tim the Enigmatic - online fiction
The Adventures Of Temp Boy - Steve Jackson's livejournal
Scott Peacock's site
Pseudogeekism boards - computers, photography, art...
Keep up to date with the news thanks to the BBC
I occasionally get updates on Aussie news from Ninemsn
Another good source of news, the Australian Broadcasting Commission
FIFA World Cup 2006 - COME ON GHANA!
The ruling body of the world sport
Find out what's going on in the cricket at Baggy Green
Google - not just a one with 100 zeros
Make your own South Park character
Learn some basic Finnish
Cooking for engineers - why use a recipe book when you've got flowcharts?
So many cool things...
Jars Of Clay - a fantastic band
Steven's Archaeology Forum - where you can discuss things found in other jars of clay
NOVA - this is who I worked for in Japan
Logan City Council Libraries - my job before that
Rochedale Baptist Church - my "home" church
This may be a dead link
Al wants one for Christmas

Who links to me?

50 Recommended Movies

Almost Famous - Experience it. Enjoy it. Just don't fall for it. "I'm incendiary, too, man!"
Amelie - She'll change your life. "It's better to help people than garden gnomes."
La Cite Des Enfants Perdus - Where happily ever after is just a dream. "C'est moi l'original!"
Cry Freedom - The true story of the friendship that shook South Africa and awakened the world. "Why do you call yourselves white? You look more pink than white."
Dark City - They built the city to see what makes us tick. Last night one of us went off. "First came darkness. Then came the strangers."
Das Boot - When the hunters become the hunted. "All for the Fatherland."
Delicatessen - A futuristic comic feast.
Die Hard - 40 Stories Of Sheer Adventure! "The benefits of a classical education."
Doctor No - His name is Bond; James Bond. "Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God."
Doctor Strangelove: Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb - The hot-line suspense comedy. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
Donnie Brasco - In 1978, the US government waged a war against organized crime. One man was left behind the lines. "Forget about it!"
Donnie Darko - You can never go too far. "I made a new friend today."
The Fifth Element - There is no future without it. "Mul-ti-pass."
Finding Nemo - Sea it. "I'm H2O intolerant."
Gladiator - A Hero Will Rise. "At my signal, unleash hell."
The Great Escape - A Glorious Saga Of The R.A.F. "Tea without milk is so uncivilized."
In The Name Of The Father - Falsely accused. Wrongly imprisoned. He fought for justice to clear his father's name. "I always wanted to be an astronaut."
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade - Have the adventure of your life keeping up with the Joneses. "Rats!"
The (original) Italian Job
Labyrinth
The Last Of The Mohicans
The Last Samurai - "This has been a good conversation."
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
The Lord Of The Rings trilogy
Lost In Translation - "Nihon ni... nan nen... irun desu ka?"
Minority Report
Mission: Impossible
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
The Outlaw Josey Wales - "I reckon so."
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl - "You've clearly never been to Singapore."
The (original) Planet Of The Apes
The Power Of One
The Princess Bride - "As you wish."
The Professional - "This is from... Matilda."
The Rock - "I'm only borrowing your humvee!"
Shrek
Snatch - "D'ye like dags?"
Speed - "Shoot the hostage!"
The (original) Star Wars trilogy
10 Things I Hate About You
The Terminator
This Is Spinal Tap - "This goes to eleven."
Time Bandits
La Totale
2001: A Space Odyssey - "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
Twin Dragons - Twice the action!
The Usual Suspects - Five criminals. One line-up. No coincidence. "I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness."
Les Visiteurs - When an 11th century knight and his loyal servant try to go back in time, only one thing will stand in their way. The 20th century.
X-Men - Join the evolution. "Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?"
Yellow Submarine - The forces of good! The forces of evil! "It's all in the mind."

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